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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.


Answer:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

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1 hour ago
kiroho:

sir-afropunk:

kwamejaw:

vidalamama:

linrenzo:

This is important

And the white guy is stealing her purse.

symbolic

Exactly how America is.The white man you can’t see stealing from everyone while racist white people have their eyes on people of color. So blinded.


too powerful

kiroho:

sir-afropunk:

kwamejaw:

vidalamama:

linrenzo:

This is important

And the white guy is stealing her purse.

symbolic

Exactly how America is.
The white man you can’t see stealing from everyone while racist white people have their eyes on people of color. So blinded.

too powerful

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1 hour ago

photophobiagirl:

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

PARENTING DONE RIGHT

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1 hour ago

taint3ed:

Omg this baby is precious

(Source: saybrah, via idontknowhowtobemean)

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1 hour ago

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via badstilles)

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1 hour ago

Harry Potter as a teen comedy.

Evidence that music placement is very important. 

I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.

image

YES. 

(Source: akasuna, via hell-hounds-of-baskerville)

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1 hour ago

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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1 hour ago

ask-swain:

tokyograndpa:

lillianjessica:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

i. love. this. movie.

Hold the fuck up. Prince of Egypt is on my dash again. I will literally never not reblog it. This is my favourite film, ever, it made my childhood, it’s quality as all get-out, and it’s a family tradition for us to watch it every year (usually on the second day of Pesach). It’s mindboggling. This is one of the most successful examples in fiction history of taking a concept like that and making it humanised, without completely demonising the enemy figures. And fuck me the character struggles were brilliant. Like glowing kind of brilliant. Like morning-and-evening-star kind of brilliant. When was the last time you saw a film nearly as effective? Let alone a religious one, an animated one, a ‘kids’ one.

image

((Best. Movie. Ever.))

(via detectherection)

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1 hour ago

frantzfandom:

notsuperstitious:

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

(via karebear-kara)

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1 hour ago

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

(via you-want-this-url-huh)

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2 hours ago
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