jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

(via rnozzarellasticks)

halfsleeper:

thisismyoneluckyprize:

harry’s nipples are so delicately puffy and pink there should be pastry replicas filled with strawberry cream and dusted with icing sugar displayed triumphantly in every bakery window in tribute.

(via marmarstylinson)

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

(via rnozzarellasticks)

train-to-win:

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh

(via icanthaveswag)

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

(via rnozzarellasticks)

broaquarium:

liam gets unfairly punished: a masterpost 

that was the original title, anyway, until i realized liam is an instigator.

Read More

(via malijuanastyles)

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

(via zackisontumblr)

1djustice:

are we just gonna ignore the fact that this happened in real life

(via marmarstylinson)

Are we going to ignore how the Hannibal fandom literally came out of nowhere like who are you 

jenneel:

dont say mean things about danneel ackles or i’ll light you on fire and laugh as you burn (◡‿◡✿)

(via take-m3-2-neverland)

nominominus:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

(via funneestuff)

(Source: milakunis, via pinkturtless)

ianoshea:

me when I work out

(Source: clarissafrayes, via mishapadackles)